Dr. Oz Haz a Sad

Some asshat troll signed me up for alerts from Dr. Oz

I’ve never been more happy to get unwanted text spam.

ICYMI, Oz is a Turkish spy who has been making money brainwashing people into his woo for a long time — with Oprah’s help, sadly.

Oz is well connected to Mike Flynn’s network and did commercials for Cambridge Analytica. And don’t get me started on his sister Seval.

Anyway, I’m not sure this whole political thing is going how he hoped. 😬