Elon Musk Says Twitter is an “Accelerant” for… Something

Seriously, time to get out 😬

After negotiating on behalf of Vladimir Putin yesterday, Elon Musk is following it up with a renewed interest in buying Twitter at full price.

Apparently he has plans with Jack Dorsey to make an “everything app” called “X.”

Elon Musk @elonmusk

Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app

You may ask yourself, “What the fuck is an everything app?”

And you would be right to do so, because it means nothing at all. It’s just a way to distract from the fact that Musk tweeted pro-Putin propaganda yesterday and Zelenskyy crushed him for it.

So, to all the shareholders in Musk’s companies, including Twitter, Elon Musk says he is spending FORTY-FIVE BILLION DOLLARS to buy a company that “probably” will “accelerate” an “everything app” called “X” by “3 to 5 years” but he “could be wrong.”

Seems like a perfectly reasonable way to spend other people’s money.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@LarckeningXuruo Twitter probably accelerates X by 3 to 5 years, but I could be wrong

If, on the other hand, you don’t want to give psychopathic accelerationist Elon Musk the right to all your data, you might want to follow Bruce’s advice.

Bruce Wilson @brucewilson

It's a very good time to request your Twitter archive & get ready to bail on this venue before a certain party gets his grasping paws on your personal contribution to twitter.