Teenage Cybercriminal: DOGE’s “Big Balls” Goes Primetime
“Right now I’m working on some payment computer stuff.”
While the media focuses on Elon Musk moving out of the tiny White House office he was camped out in for a few months, and some in the opposition are taking a victory lap over his supposed departure, the cancer of DOGE is entrenched and continues to metastasize. Musk’s control over the federal government, and the personal information of every citizen, remains. We cannot let our guard down.
Last night on Fox, insufferable propagandist Jesse Watters hosted Musk and Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, a 19-year-old cybercriminal, to reassure us the work of DOGE is still in capable hands.
Jesse Watters: What does Big Balls do?
Edward “Big Balls” Coristine: Right now I'm working on some payment computer stuff. So one of our initiatives is to root out fraud and waste. And to do that, we started looking at the payment computers. And as mentioned earlier, like there is no accounting of what payments actually go to in the payment computer. So like you look at a specific line item, like $20 million, and you're like, okay, well, what is this money going to?
As I wrote, Coristine is a cybercriminal, who was a member of “The Com,” a cyberstalking and hacking network that included “764,” a Satanic Nazi pedophile cult, that extorts minors for illegal child sexual abuse material (CSAM).
Coristine also had a website called “Tesla.Sexy” which had links to CSAM, the KKK, and neo-Nazi content.
Note: Chris Krebs who discovered Coristine’s connection to cybercriminal network “The Com” was specifically targeted by Donald Trump through an illegal Executive Order.
To complete the brief backgrounder on “Big Balls,” it must be noted that he happens to be, of all things, the grandson of KGB double agent Valery Martynov who was executed in Russia for being a traitor to the Soviet Union in 1987 — after covertly working for the FBI and CIA for years
Coristine has had email addresses at numerous federal agencies, including USAID, State, and DHS, but he now works as a “expert” directly under Office of Personnel Management (OPM) Chief of Staff Amanda Scales, herself a former employee of Musk’s company xAI. At OPM, Coristine says he’s working on “payment computer stuff” to analyze every single dollar that goes out of the federal government.
To review, an arrogant teenager with absolutely no experience other than cybercrime, who has a familial connection to Russian intelligence, is currently writing software that logs every dollar the US government spends, after having rummaged through the personal data of every citizen.
This is not just about giving this dangerous teenager access and control over the blood flow of the entire government and our private information, it’s about Musk’s ceaseless project to destroy our democracy, by any means necessary. We should not be lulled to sleep by claims that Trump has “sidelined” Musk or that he is “licking his wounds.” Those narratives are dead wrong.
The US government under Donald Trump has lowered all of our defenses and invited the Russians and their tech bro allies in. We’re at the point where Donald Trump just named May 8th “Victory Day for World War II.”
May 8th, 1945, of course, was Nazi Germany’s surrender, but it was three months before WWII ended for the United States against Japan with atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. May 8th is “Victory Day” for Russia. Simply put, Trump is rewriting American history to be more like Russia’s.
“Big Balls” is just a symptom, one small tumor in a systemic cancer that has been inflicted on the government, and consequently on Americans. The remedy for this disease will need to be radical, I’m afraid.
Long live a free America. Glory to Ukraine.
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Of course he doesn't understand the payment systems. Most of the data about who and how much and why is in a different system that generates the command to pay.
I left a long comment on your article from early 2024 in which you introduced yourself. Not sure you’ll have the time to read it. My question at the end to you was: should I resume the community notes on X? I stopped after validating a NNN on your post about Big Balls. As explained by Brian Krassenstein, they can be done extremely fast for people like me who’ve been in them for almost 2 years.
It’s obvious that Musk is not fully gone from DOGE.