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Men’s rights activist and apparent Yonder subcontractor Susan from New York City has been working on the “#AmberTurd” project for six weeks since she (mostly) stopped criminally harassing me and turned her sights on harassing witnesses and tampering with a jury on behalf of a filthy-rich domestic abuser instead.
I’m sure Susan’s on pins and needles to see what happens. I will update when she either celebrates that a wife-beater is getting money from his victim — or wails inconsolably at Johnny’s defeat. 🍿🤡
The above tweet is Susan tagging people behind a block. The below tweet is Susan complaining about people tagging her behind a block. 🥴
UPDATE: The jury forgot to fill out the form. Good lord.
UPDATE 2: What a cluster. Rich guy hires swarms of social media trolls and gets $15M. Everything is terrible.
UPDATE 3: “A referendum on Amber Heard in the court of public opinion” says my teevee. Yeah, no shit. The award was literally a social media score not a legal judgment. Basically, “we like Johnny better than Amber.”
Again, I give not a single fuck about this case other than what it means in terms of legalizing smear campaigns, social media weaponization and normalizing misogyny.
Also, Susan had a moment waiting for the verdict to make a pointless point. I hope she learned all about how defamation cases work, btw.
Sue, I should send the subpoena to 72nd St. right?
And you can bet I'll be tagging K7 from behind a block as soon as the verdict is read.
Popping up in my TV feed after pod was Depp being cross examined. Watched it first on mute and he looked like a bloaty old dude from downtown dressed like a street urchin. Dramatically pushing around his arms, contorting his swollen, dark features, making stupid faces like fkn Brando thinking he's nailing it cuz he's a coddled rich fuk. Aggressive, fkn abusive, defiant, liar so cocky and sounding like a fifth grader. He's a coward, violent, crude, disgusting VAPID FAKE. Terrible actor too who just kept blabbing shite. And then they read text he sent about Amber and Musk and trying to get her fired from Aquaman. He's a loathsome EVIL fker and so is low IQ Susan, ya rotten hand bag