Troll Bloopers II: Wizard for Hire has a tH3orY

He believes I have gone to great lengths to manufacture my 128 paid subscribers to whom I am incredibly grateful for helping me continue my work.

This fellow who advertises himself on Tinder and Facebook as “Wizard for Hire” apparently puts himself through college by trolling people for money. Seems like he got a contract for February which was extended into March. He has thots about my Substack for professional troll KassandraSeven aka Sue. 🥴

This is quite a theory. The Wizard Mayor speculates that I have managed to technically interface multiple financial and publishing systems together into a “script” that funds fraudulent “subs” to inflate my Substack subscriber numbers. However, he notes I have “probably 20 or so” “legit subscribers” which pay for the fake ones.

The level of intense dipshittery on display here is… wizard-like.

Anyway, he and my other trolls are having a good time speculating about my mental health, which pisses me off not because I give a shit, but because it is a despicable thing to do. The entire project to disparage me is based on this ableist bullshit.

So, I asked the Wizard Mayor to stop on LinkedIn. I will let you know if he responds.

Preferably, he will just shut the fuck up and get a real job. 🤹🪄

UPDATE 1: Wizard Mayor betrays a first grader’s understanding of the Constitution.

Listen, squirt, the Constitution is about what the Federal Government can and can’t do. It has nothing to do with the harm your lies and coordinated harassment are causing to me personally which are covered under laws about defamation, slander, libel, tortious interference, harassment, etc.

I hope to god you haven’t taken any law or government classes at Mankato, because damn. 😬

UPDATE 2: Minnesota has criminal libel laws

Generally these matters are taken care of in civil court, but some states have criminal libel laws that are still enforced.

UPDATE 3: Wizard Mayor of Mankato has a sick burn

According to “VVichelangelo” (which makes me cringe just to type tbh), he was “sued by a QAnon guy and it was laughed out of court.”

What is hilarious about this is that in order to deliver this weak sauce, this nitwit has given me a golden piece of information. He believes the fact that he has, according to himself, been sued for libel before, is somehow exculpatory.

Sorry for the big word, Wiz. I know you don’t like Google. I means “lol.” 😬