Elmo is Afraid of Mastodon

So are Kremlin propagandists 👍🏼

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Elmo’s plan to turn Twitter into a Kremlin psyop is underway. Although Trump has not tweeted yet, it’s only a matter of time.

ElonAnon — The Messianic 4chan LARP Controlling Your Mind - w/Gal Suburban

But Elmo has only just begun. Turning Trump back on was just theater for what is going to be a curated re-population of Twitter with Kremlin psyops and anti-democratic propagandists while liberals are shunned and banned.

The same day a mass murder was committed at an LGBTQ nightclub, Elmo allowed many of the worst transphobes on Earth back on.

Hate Machine: Colorado Springs

A brief look at the last day or so of interaction on his $44 billion financial crater reveals everything you need to know.

Here Musk piles onto a thread by libertarian asshole Nate Silver to laugh that journalists leaving Twitter for Mastodon is “the betterment of humanity.”

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@NateSilver538 🤣🤣💯🎯

Nate Silver @NateSilver538

Mastodon seems like a honeytrap for hall-monitor personality types. Honestly if Elon gets all the hall monitors to migrate to Mastodon that might be his greatest contribution toward the betterment of humanity.

Heidi N. Moore @moorehn

Among the many irritating things about Mastodon is that it enables status-chasing journalists to gatekeep their peers by judging whether they have enough clout or are useful to other people's career ladder-climbing. https://t.co/eQzdH3IzCP https://t.co/Tg7CYJtbDk

Then five hours later Elmo comes back to reinforce the idea of Mastodon being for “hall monitors.” This is just grade school peer pressure. If it weren’t being consumed by tens of millions of people it would be garden variety trolling.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@Starbie888 @NateSilver538 What could be more fun than a social network consisting entirely of hall monitors!?

Elmo thinks he’s fooling people by interacting with “leftists” like Kremlin propagandist Matt Taibbi to trash the media.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@mtaibbi It is tragic how far The New York Times has fallen – basically just boring af far left brainwashing at this point. The boring part is truly unforgivable!

Taibbi’s current target? Mastodon — in conjunction with many other Kremlin propagandists — like Peter Thiel puppet Glenn Greenwald.

Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi

It’s “Lord of the Flies,” but with neurotic old journalists. Could make a great movie

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald

Over on Mastodon - the obscure refuge to which liberal journalists are fleeing in fear of free speech even though they can't figure it out - they're already banning each other over the most trivial infractions. It's like a laboratory to study how censorship-happy rats behave. https://t.co/fOxdgcfGZW

Here Elmo publicly agrees with Mike Flynn’s BFF and Council for National Policy executive Tom Fitton that they are both going to be victims of a massive leftist conspiracy.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@TomFitton Sure as night follows day …

Tom Fitton @TomFitton

.@elonmusk should prepare for increased attacks and retaliation from Biden administration, leftist politicians, media competitors, etc.

Here Elmo trolls the Anti-Defamation League by equating antisemitism with a mild criticism over allowing fascist puppet Donald Trump back on Twitter.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

@JGreenblattADL @ADL Hey stop defaming me!

Jonathan Greenblatt @JGreenblattADL

For @elonmusk to allow Donald Trump back on Twitter, ostensibly after a brief poll, shows he is not remotely serious about safeguarding the platform from hate, harassment and misinformation.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei. https://t.co/jmkhFuyfkv

Elmo is turning Twitter into a massive psyop for owning libs and radicalizing his customers into his insane nihilistic ideology.

Twitter Is a Zombie That Wants to Eat Your Brains

Mastodon

Mastodon is not perfect. It’s struggling a bit to keep up with the demand. But if you take a little time to sign up and settle in, you will see what an enormous difference an algorithm can make.

Turns out that if people are just left to be themselves and not intentionally pitted against each other, they’re mostly nice and frequently interesting.

If you stay on Twitter, just be aware that you are going to be playing defense the entire time. It’s there to change your mind.

Please give Mastodon a try, and give me a follow. 😇🙏

@jimstewartson@mastodon.online

#EvacuateTwitter #ArrestMikeFlynn