Pompous Asshat

I didn’t want to send this but he kept going.

With several of my trolls seemingly on break, a bunch of “Q experts” are back on my ass. It’s all so tiring.

One of these “experts” is this insufferable dork who I have ignored for as long as possible. Now he is being loudly, intentionally obtuse about my article on the Fifth Column as if he actually understands it. Or the follow up.

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

This is not a statement about the author as a person, but. This is so uninformed, so sloppy, and so lacking in understanding that I can't just say nothing. I said nothing for over a year about his halfassed nonsense masquerading as analysis and 60,000 people believed it.

The difference between this guy’s self-regard and any actual value he offers is staggering. I think he managed to fit 142 out of 143 Ways to Lie in one tweet.

What this “Q expert” seems to miss is that “Q” was not… honest. This may come as a shock to Mallard Man but “Q” delivered propaganda. It’s real meaning is always cloaked in projection. But this guy knows all about projection. Because it’s literally what he’s doing.

UPDATE:

This morning I announced that I wasn’t going to send this article that you’re reading right now in the vain hope that Sir Dorkenstein would just shut the fuck up. Nope. He came up with this gem, just now:

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

I dunno it feels like an investigative journalist should check 8kun's archives to see what Anons were talking about for the entire day leading up to Q's "Fifth Column" drop to see if there was maybe some context

What the entire, actual, holy fuck are you talking about? 🧐

This is what these people do. Come up with some random bit of insider-ish sounding trivia and make a claim to authority with it. This 8chan post has exactly zero to do with the Q drop or the tweet by “EtheFriend.” What’s a “Germananon?”

He’s vaguely insinuating some sort of antisemitic meaning for the Q drop and implying that I’m blind to antisemitism. I mean, I think? Then this one:

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

That actually *did* happen, by the way, and it was... not a great time

Again, I seriously… just… shut up dude. You are either the most arrogant person on planet earth, or you’re just another troll dressed like a duck. What does this have to do with anything? What are you implying?

Oh my god, he’s still going. Here he’s both getting things entirely wrong again and making fun of me for pointing out that there are accounts that are 100% devoted to making shit up about me personally and disparaging my work. Here he posts a screenshot from one of the worst — single purpose hate account “Jan Bobrowicz” as if this makes any fucking sense at all.

The only thing staring me in the face are TWO pompous asshats with nothing better to do than intentionally lie about people.

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

I shouldn’t even have to do this. Other people have already pointed out how incredibly wrongheaded the claim is. But maybe you think they’re just “single purpose hate accounts” and so you disregard whatever they say, even when it's just right there staring you in the face.

Oh Christ. I think this dumbass just got all 143 Ways to Lie in this next one.

Off the top of my head, in this one tweet, he simultaneously uses a fallacious call to authority using irrelevant evidence and non sequiturs to attack a straw man using ad hominem attacks to put words in my mouth in order to gaslight people to think I am a careless, shitty researcher when he is projecting his own behavior onto me.

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

To conclude these posts were a purposeful admission that Trump and Q were part of a secret plan to destroy the USA shows such an incredible lack of understanding, and to further claim that this conclusion is “unmistakable” is simultaneously the height of both hubris and comedy.

Here are Ducky’s qualifications: “I mock and I know things.” 🥴

ICYMI, sport, here are mine.

In fairness, here’s his Patreon if you want to give him your money. See if you find anything of value or substance other than this article in which he lies his ass off about something that happened over a year ago.

So listen, shithead, just go tweet more QAnon trivia with your frens and leave the investigating to the grownups. You are embarrassing yourself. Quack. 🐤

UPDATE 2 (h/t Ben):

I… what? If Mr. Feminist here knew a single thing about me, he would understand how 1) funny and 2) enraging, this accusation is.

I mean, am I a misogynist, or a homophobe, or an antisemite? Or all three? Considering I’m half Jewish, and most of my closest friends are women and/or gay it’s just so … gross.

“Surfaces again and again”? When, where? He’s quoting someone else who didn’t say anything hostile at all. Remember this guy is attacking ME for being loose with facts. This is just pure unadulterated defamation.

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

@janbobrowicz @QOrigins Jim and the people who worship him have a deep, quiet hostility towards gays that surfaces again and again

UPDATE 3:

“Follow along” while pompous asshat explains things from a QAnon point of view. “Please ignore the man behind the curtain while I blow more smoke up your ass about what an expert I am and how this is all so complicated.”

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

There are a few symbolic themes here and they all relate to the core QAnon message. Follow along if interested.

He finishes it up with this pedantic drivel. “Here endeth the lesson”… Did he really tweet this?

Again, Turducken here is either unwilling or unable to get his head out of his own ass and understand that EtheFriend IS telling them that, which is why a bunch of them showed up on 1/6.

Was the cover story that Trump is a Russian asset and they are being psyoped by LARPs? No you IDIOT. It’s propaganda. Why is all of this so hard for you?

Here endeth the lesson: 🖕

Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander

That's pretty much it. It's a very simple set of symbols they'd all already know. What it *isn't* is EtheFriend telling his audience of Q followers and Trump voters that Donald Trump is actually the leader of a secret group that will destabilize and destroy America.