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I spy a reflection in kitty's eye;

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Matt's having a normal one 🙄

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Clockwork lmao

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Matt, get it together man. You’re stimming aren’t you? Go burn some ants with a magnifying glass or something and focus on the goal.

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Matt, I can tell you’re rocking back and forth shaking your little fists that I still have the temerity to exist. Get used to it, I’m not going anywhere. Now, go back to your DM group and workshop something else. Your homophobic, adolescent name-calling is embarrassing.

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Once you sue and own Twitter will you change the name to Jimmer?

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As a lifelong BYU fan, who worked with Jimmer Freddette's sister, the brand is too specifically tied to throwing up and making half-court three pointers.

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